The Clanging Clan Of Mcclaggon

The suggestion was that the HBPs name could be McClaggon. Buffy expanded on the Clan name by calling it The Clanging Clan of McClaggon. Brilliant!

So here's what we think. The Clanging Clan of McClaggon is a group of Scotsmen who show their Clan loyalty by wearing suits of armour everywhere they go. Here's your chance to contribute to the heroic legend of the Clan. Add a few verses of your own to this limerick. Let's keep the legend going!

THE CLANGING CLAN OF MC CLAGGON

The Clanging Clan of McClaggon,
One morning they all got to braggin'
Fell into a fray,
That lasted all day,
By tea time, their axes were draggin'.


Don't be shy. Give it a wave!!

The Clan of McClannon wants smartnin'
So got armour printed with tarten.
But stupid Jock Scot
Went for poker dot!
Now they're the 'Clashin' Clan of McClannon'.

(falls out of his chair laughing) now i know your off your rocker.

Buffy: That's beautiful. Brings a tear to this flinty old eye.

Katy: Don't hurt yourself laughing. Remember we are professionals. Don't try this at home.

the mcclannons became flying penguins
untile they flew into a wall
awoke with a fall
that was not all
they became very tall
all but the same
they became maimed
now, tragicly,
but happy with their expirence
they decid that penguins should not fly

how about that back bracking lol

Kerplop and Jock Scot Tie the Knot

McClaggon Clan hired a carriage
For there was to be a marriage.
Wee Jock Scot
Was to wed Miss Kerplop
A union the Kerplop Clan disparaged.

The buck's night was at the pub
Where Kerplops gave Jock the snub
They hated our Scot
And devised a plot :
They'd waylay him on the way to his nup.s

It came the day of the wedding
To the church wee Jock was heading
hung-over and messed
He stopped for a rest
So by napping he foiled the kidnapping.

The rest of the Clan got suspicious,
He wasn't there to make her his Mrs's!
Grabbing club and shields
They traipsed over fields
Feeling worried and maliciuos.

The Clan spied the waiting Kerplops
And the hungover, snoring Jocks
At once they saw
What was in store
Their biserker rage knew no stops.

The Kerplops plan was dashed
They were black, blue and bashed.
Off they fleed
Wee Jock was wed
And that, my friends, is that.

you .....are bloody brlyent
sorry for the misspelling

Thankyou timewalker I loved your flying penguins!!! You are a very strange person aren't you? This is probably why I feel so relaxed around you. You little kindred spirit you!

yeah, well i was part of a group called the magic hall in high school and when you are around a group like that for 4 years you become well diversafided

Why, what's the Magic Hall? "Diversified"...?? You didn't do naughty, orgy things like the Coral Society did at my university did you? If so I really don't want to hear ANYTHING... well, anything much .... about it.