The Clanging Clan Of Mcclaggon

hahahahah hay zonko wanna be top yours as if you were a stump in the ground and he was atree towering over you, come on you can do better thanthat hahaha

That last poem was sad =(

potterdog: i'm sorry it made you sad

timewalker: i'm a girl

zonko: i liked yours better than mine <_<

ohoooo sorry wanna be,don't say that, it gives him an insentive to do better

The McClaggon's Toughest Fight or McClaggons Adopt a New Approach

For the Clan, it was their biggest regret
That children... well, they just couldn't beget.
So it was decided
That what was required
Was to adopt kiddies from Tibet.

So the Clan of McClaggon set out
Up the Himalayan mount.
To reach their goal,
Be that boy or girl,
They'd get there... they had no doubt.

Weeks and months seemed to pass
But they reached the orphanage at last.
The kids took one look
At our huge red brutes
And ran for the hills very fast.

The McClaggon Clan were distraught
This was not the ending they had thought.
To decide what to do
They did what they do:
They argued and drank... and fought!

Kerplop, who had wanted a daughter,
Bashed Jock with the axe he had bought her.
Banshee wailed
As her hubby she flailed.
The First Lady showed her man no quarter!

During a pause in the slaughter
The McClaggons heard childrens' laughter
The kids thought them fun
The McClaggons had won!
They all lived happily ever after.

Yay

Wanna Be: Outstanding! Loved that poem! U Rock & Roll!

Timewalker: You are right. How do I follow an act like that?

Potterdog: Pull yourself together man. You'll be needing your wits about you. There's more than werewolves in the Dark Forest. You can be sure of that. And while we're at it--Where's YOUR entry?

Buffy: You are killing me here! That's no poem that's a ballad. Crikey how can I possibly top that? That was brilliant. Could I be hoist by my own petard? Never the less, I shall not allow my mediocre talent to deny me my day in the sun. Oh no. Be prepared for another swashbuckling installment of THE CLANGING CLAN OF MC CLAGGON.

I take that back. Potterdog, it is I. not you. who will be needing their wits about them. The ladies are beating me to a pulp. Once again, I have hit a blank wall. Okay, I will study the matter intensively whilst I am catching some ZZZs. Then I shall report back to you in my next post--poem at the ready. Ta ducks!

It's share time now people. Competative play was at little lunch. While I've got my teachers' voice on, don't forget your sun screen Zonko, I'm sure you're tanned enough from all your days in the sun. :P We all love your stuff my friend.

Wannabe: I can't believe I haven't told you yet but my daughter and I nearly laughed our heads off at your poem (Nick thought he was getting an entire family to join him in battle with the Headless Hunt). Thankyou. You're great!

Buffybuff, thank you so much...i'm very pleased you enjoyed it so much

WannaBe: I've missed you heaps.
Hows it goin' with your brothers?
Have you heard about this 10 000+ people party in Chicago ?
You're goin' too aren't you? (Now that question's got rythym AND melody!!)

HAY WAZ-U?
NOTHING GO ING ON HU?