Bring Back Gilderoy!

Gilderoy Lockhart was in St. Mungo's recovering from a memory charm that backfired from Ron's wonky wand. His memory is coming back--sort of. Now that he's been re-habilitated he could become a member of the Order of the Phoenix and Dumbledore ccould send Gilderoy and Snape on secret missions together. Grins all round! Whaddya think? Would you like to see Gilderoy return?

NO!!! He was the worst teacher they ever had. He was weird, and full of himself. I think he was dumb as dirt and was a bragging big headed fool.

Dominoe. Dominoe. Think about it. Gilderoy and Snape together on a secret mission?

Gilderoy dressed in lilac with his Colgate smile and his autograph plume at the ready. Snape dressed in black with his dark nature and bad attitude, clutching jars of unknown marinating creature parts.

What would they do? Drink Ogden's Old Firewhiskey together and sing sea chanteys around a campfire? Would Snape be hopping mad that he was stuck with with a gormless git? Would Gilderoy rue the day that he left his hair curlers at home?

Tune in next week for the thrilling adventures of Lockhart & Snape, Dark Arts Detectives.

good name for the pair what next weeks show about

ok, i'm tuned in for next weeks episode....cuz i think that was the funniest post i've read yet. and very good point indeed, zonko, Snape and Gilderoy...what a pair! the best since Batman and Robin my friend

Hey Headless.....Hey Wannabe: This could be fun. Mayhaps we need to start a new topic. My aura is pulsing. I'm looking into my crystal ball and the answer is.....uh...oh......YES!

Did you know that the proper term for crystal ball gazing is "Scrying." I kid you not. Just another bit of useless information that may serve you well if you ever find yourself at a pig roast talking to a fat man in an apron soaked in BBQ sauce. Last time it happened to me, all I could think to say was, "Nice potholder." Of course that was before Harry Potter changed my life.

Yes HP has greatly inproved my life as well, I am so worried about what I am going todo when the books end =(=(

NEW TOPIC NEW TOPIC!!!! yippy! i'm desparate for a new episode of Lockhart & Snape, Dark Arts Detectives. i copy pasted that convo and sent it to my brother....then called him cuz i couldn't wait long enuf for him to check his e-ml. he was dyin'...it was great. he loves snape...so the thought of ol' snapey-poo solving mysteries with bighead was crackin' him up. then he was like...who this Zonko character? lol...i was like, hello....HP CHAT MY BRO, HP CHAT!

now i want that new episode on my computer by tomorrow, mr. zonko, or you're FIIIIIIRED! :angry:


hehe

You can't fire zonko he is KING of jokes so their for he out ranks you, Zonko please continue with the next eppisode

cool your jets "potterdog", it's called a joke...heard of it?