Bring Back Gilderoy!

noone out ranks zonko... in jokes... but... in other matters...

i didn't say i outranked him....i know i don't come close. zonko is a mad genious!

Zonko~ my brothers final signed up...names: wonky_wand and nine&threequarters. not sure when they'll post, but when they do....they'll be looking for you. wonky thinks you've a quick wit, specially for the snape and gilderoy intervention.

LOL I was just messing with ya , LOL but Zonko is the Man, while I am just the Dog :P I will also keep a look out for your bro's, we will ,make them feel welcome.

Zonko......... man I hope this makes you feel speacial, it's like we inducted you as our leader (bowing to you excilence) prais the zonko he is our king and I am his second in comand.

Katy, Wannabe, Potterdog: My fans! How the heck am I going to stay humble if you guys talk like that? I'm going to have to let the strap out on my snorkel mask. Much better!

Okay. I can start an episode but it will have to be on a weekend when I have more time. I'll start a new topic Gilderoy & Snape, Dark Arts Detectives, under Year II. It will be announced here. Why not. I'll give it a wave and see where it goes. With fans like you, how bad can it be?

ok good we will await the new storie, untill then I am going to do have to find ways of shrinking that noggon of yours

a new episode is coming, a new episode is coming!! it's almost like....waiting for a new HP book...YIPPY!!

Potterdog: Okay. You can try a shrinking potion on my head but you'd better get it right. I don't want to spend eternity hanging from Ernie's rear view mirror on the Knightbus.

Wannabe: Happy Friday the 13th, Saturday the 14th and Sunday the 15th!

zonko~ why thank you, happy weekend to you too. i think the whole "friday the 13th" mentality really got to me yesterday...it was the LONGEST day of my life. i mean, got shorted 4 days on my pay check cuz someone messed up, cell phone bill was astronomical, my brand new cell phone messed up so i stood in line at verizon for an hour....couldn't get in touch with people....long day at work. AHHHHHHHH!!!! but i slept well hehe...and i just had one of the best cups of coffee ever. mmmmm, good.

SONG:
michael jackson is accused of ____.
my favorite wizard's name ia snape.
i like him becuase he's rotton.
teeth so white they look like cotton.
long black hair is thick and greasy.
some people think malfoy is sleasy.
and don't you think they are right.
snape would kill malfoy in a fight.
he would wip out expeliarmus.
he would make voldamort cuss.
cause he would wip his grass so bad.
i know you think my songs are rad.
so if you have some dirt just there.
grow out,grease down and dye your hair.

zonko~ my oldest bro (wonky_wand/snape) wrote this...thought it was funny....so i'm posting it. he'll probly kill me but...MUAHAHA, it's funny. enjoy!