Funniest Fred and George Quotes

I like when they chant in ootp "he gott off he got off".....and he said in ootp " say it louder , some people 2 miles away mite hear you "

haha, i love the twins! my fave quote is the when ron becomes a prefect, and in gof, the singing percy-egg thing!

(Harry, just being greeted by Percy) "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-

And this one too

"Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," said George. "They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."

R U the only 1 who thinks it's funny?Nobody thinks it's funny! Well I do so I guess I'm Nobody(not really!)
I also like " Give her heck, Peeves!" And u know I like "You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]
'What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"-George
And I like in Philosopher's Stone when they get their christmas jumpers with an 'F' and a "G' on them and they say "We're not stupid. We know our names are Gred and Forge"

I love the you know poo and Ms. Weasly saying that it will get them killed. and how they use first years to test out new product line

i like all of the ones already mentioned & some other ones that i won't mention because i dunno who has & who hasn't read the 7th book yet

Gred and Forge is a Weasley classic. Loved that. They crack me up all the time.

Saintlike.....

"Try saying that five times fast" During Mcgonagle's lesson to teach them dancing in the fouth movie.

I also loved the YOU NO POO one! haha

And saintlike

And even better was the post-punch line, Fred coming back with... "whole wide world and the best you can think of is holey?"

I laughed my head off at that.