Lucius Malfoy And Severus Snape Battle It Out

yo i think that if Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape were to battle it out in looks that Lucius would win but in the case if how to seduce a woman i think that Severus Snape has the better word game

Snape is more interesting than Malfoy. But if the two of them were in a bar trying to pick up a chick, I would guess Malfoy has the edge. He's got the money and the family name and he dresses in cutting edge evil apparel. He probably showers in Draco Noir and is capable of charming behavior if it suits him. Snape on the other hand prefers to say in the background and look menacing. He speaks respectfully to Dumbledore but doesn't flirt with the ladies or seem to have any sense of humour. I think Snape should get a Steven Segal pony tail, an earing, a few tats, start working out, learn a few jokes and quit drinking Wormwood Juice. In fact, he's the Potions Master right? Snape out to be able to create out some kind of Surfer Dude/Party Guy Potion. Just add beer.

Good Heavens above! Where did one think up such an idea?
I'd slap them BOTH upside the head if they tried any moves. I'd never fall for a guy on looks alone.

Okay well neither one of those guys have much going in the looks department. So
maybe Slithgirl04 is right. It's all about the words.

i think they both have somethng to offer in the looks section but not all that much especially on Snapes side but i think that Luicus might have a sensitive side and besides daddy will buy his little darling anything she wants as long as she does what he wants in and out of the bed but i think that the tall dark and brooding look that Snape gives off would kinda hook me i hvae odd and quirky taste i think he really has a sensitive side especially when he is with someone he likes i think in the homelife department he has a lot to offer.

Lucius Malfoy is both a user and an abuser. You saw the way he treated Dobby. He's probably treated Draco like a soccer ball more than once. Why would you want to get mixed up with something like that?

i dont know i think that maybe that was just a facade that Lucius puts on but perhaps your right and Snape is the better choice but i think that all and all id rather go out with the Weasley twins

Lucius Malfoy looks like a cross between Dracula and Fabio, that Italian love novel poster boy.

The Weasley twins? Well if they let you in on some of the jokes they are playing, that would be fun. At least they'd be good for a few laughs. Just don't test any of their joke shop edibles.

I don't know if I'd want to hook up with one of the twins. They don't seem to... stable. They only take things serious if its REALLY serious.

Point. Fred and George can be a couple of wonky gits. But I like to think of them as Harry Potter's Secret Weapon. I truly believe that in at least one of these books, the twins are going to save Harry's hide with Dr. Pranko's Flammable Shoe Polish and Hair Tonic...Or some other Fredo Experimento. Would it not be cool to hang with your peeps and watch the jokes go down?

Of course, you'd have to get past the Double Where's Waldo outfits. But the good news is, studies indicate that it may be possible to outgrow Obsessive-Compulsive Fashion Faux Pas Syndrome before the age of 40. So there IS hope.