jokes about ending

I haven't heard that many jokey remarks about the ending. But today on Technology Bytes they were kidding about the epilogue being a 30 page rant by J.K.R. telling people to get a life and quit bothering her about inconsistencies and trivial questions about the book. Also something about Voldemort lifting off his mask to reveal Montgomery Burns. Mildly amusing.

I wonder what other jokes folks have heard or made up.

i have never heard anything up til now about it, but i don't think anything can beat that one lol.

Well, Slate magazine said it sounded like a set up for Hogwarts the Next Generation -- tune in next week at 7.

well, it kind of does, i mean i could see her continuing on with, i believe it was albus~ the one with harry/lilys eyes

Maybe she should hire William Shatner to drive the point home...

someone told me that in an interview jkr said she was writing another book
one that delves into the background of other characters... is this true?

She has said in some interviews that her next project will be an encyclopedia on the characters.

I read where someone had said in the ending harry gets turned into a goldfish by Voldemort, who then flushed harry the goldfish down the toilet.

Simply crazy but it gave me a good laugh

That one is pretty funny AND not completely out of the realm of possibility if you didn't know how mean voldy really was.

I am reviving this thread because I hope people will now have heard more jokes about HP. I can't believe that there aren't more than this.