Moss: PLEASE LOVE ME

But as primitive life forms, they do enjoy certain advantages. For example, they are immune to the
hostile technology and mind-controlling parasites we so often see from extra-terrestrial life forms.
Intelligent species need special protections, like my tin-foil hat. I never leave home without it.
Not since that time...

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Moss is cool.

I stand corrected. A lack of intelligence will not keep one safe.
As it turned out, Dobbin was not immune to the hostile technology and
mind-controlling parasites imposed on us by extra-terrestrial life forms.
Above, we see the classic gibberish of one who is being controlled.
He has obviously been taken.
We will all miss him.

Remember, people, your special protections.
And never let them catch you without your tin-foil hat.
Aluminum doesn't cut it. Neither would any vegetable-based material.
Lead can be effective but causes undesirable side-effects and should
only be used by those who can not tolerate tin.


Question concerning unusual sock patterns:
A correlation between crazy socks and alien attack has been noted.
The question remains as to whether a cause-and-effect relationship exists.

Are the remarkable socks indicative of a predisposition or vulnerability?
Do the atypical socks actually invite or make one vulnerable to attack?
Are the anomalous socks a visible symptom, indicating the early stages of an attack already in progress?

Alas, we do not know the answers to these questions but, to be on the safe side,
be wary of and concerned for anyone displaying extraordinary sock behavior.

Digging through the old threads, I see that Dobbin is not the first to make reference to moss.

This one was from January 2008.