Imponderables or ponder this

Why you buryin survivors?
A man rides into a town on Friday. He stays for 3 days and rides out again on Friday? How is this possible?

the horses name is Friday.

Why does toast always fall buttered side down?

Hahahhahahah ...horse Friday yah !

Toast ...dunno!

The only thing I could think of was that someone buttered their toast on both sides??? Otherwise, I'm not coming up with any obviously correct answer...:/

I only ever butter one side of toast - but if ever I drop it - it ALWAYS falls with the buttered side on the ground and the non-buttered side facing the air....


My question is - why?

Cause' you've got bad luck. Next question, please.

I've thought of two possibilities. Which do you like?

a) because the buttered side is heavier. You flip it in your attempt to prevent it from falling, and it falls like a pair of loaded dice.

b) because you don't remember the times it falls butter-side-up.

[I think the second is more likely.]


Next Question: Why does Gingobibble drop the toast so often that such a pattern is noticable?

Answer: Because Breville has not yet invented the cook,butter ,cut and deliver it to you on a plate ....toaster yet!

Question:If you are in a race and overtake the person in second place which position are you in?

you are now in second place.

If you had overtaken the person in first place - THEN you would be in the lead.

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Suppose you want to cook an egg for exactly 3 minutes. You have only a 5 minute hourglass timer and a 2 minute hourglass timer. Using these 2 timers, how can you boil the egg for exactly 3 minutes?

Turn them both over when the 2 runs out ....start cookinnnnn.

Q:What goes up but never comes down? (I'm lousey at this...BUT, my posts keep growing )