Would You Rather?

Snape's - more interesting as he lived such a tormented life.

Would you rather be stranded with Draco or Neville?

Stranded? Neville. He's less likely to be a threat when stranded. And probably more useful as well, especially if stranded in some forest or deserted island without wands. He'll know what plants are edible and which are poisonous to touch.

Would you rather have to work on a Potions project with Ron or Draco?

Draco - without a doubt! Would probably have a blast too (would love to manipulate him into acting like a somewhat happy human being - he never had a chance with those two idiots).

Would you rather clean out Flinch's closet or Pettigrew's?
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Pettigrew. He's a traitor and a DE, but that doesn't neccesarily mean his closet is particularily messy or full of disgusting things (I'm assuming he doesn't have a closet where he keeps things from raids or revels, I'm talking of his closet at Hogwarts or whatnot.)

Would you rather have Slughorn or Severus as a Potions teacher? For NEWT level Potions?

Severus - Slughorn cared too much if students liked him to be the better teacher...

Would you rather rather be punished by your parents or by Mrs. Weasley?

Erm... Mrs. Weasley, as she technically has no authority over me. But would I want Mrs. Weasley, as my parent, to punish me? NO. DEFINITELY my parents.

Would you rather use an Unforgivable or be subjected to an Unforgivable? (Yes, I feel like asking difficult questions today.)

Depends which Unforgivable it is. If it's Imperius, use it on someone.
If it's Crucio, used on me. If it's killing, I'd love to use it on the annoying CRICKETS in my house.
Would you rather be popular but never read Harry Potter, or be an outcast and meet JKR?

psssh...forget popularity!! i'd much rather meet JKR!!!

would you rather live a happy life but have never heard of Harry Potter or live miserably because your spent all of your money on hundreds of copies of all Harry Potter books?

Hundreds of Harry Potter books, cause I'm 12 1/2 and only have about 450$ anyway (which I'm not allowed to use yet anyway).
Would you rather chew 1 giant (and I do mean GIANT) piece of gum for 24 hours, or eat a entire truck of Cheez-it?

Uh... considering that if you had to eat an entire truck of those things, and I'm assuming you mean within a certain time limit, you'd probably explode or eating yourself to death, I'd rather chew the gum. But I don't really like gum. :/

Would you rather read a badly written Mary-Sue style story with a happy ending, or a very well done dark and angsty one?