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I just made this joke up. It is so funny. WHAT DID THE CACTUS SAY TO HARRY POTTER? "POTTER, ...

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Old 07-27-2005, 11:03 PM
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I just made this joke up. It is so funny.

WHAT DID THE CACTUS SAY TO HARRY POTTER?

"POTTER, WATER ME!"

This is not an easy act to follow but come on! Hit me with your best shot! Fire away!
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:05 PM
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Okay, how about this one?

WHAT IS JK ROWLING'S FAVORITE HOBBY?

POTTERY!

And who said, "Pottery will get you nowhere." (grin)
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:38 PM
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Ok hmmmm lets see

What is Hermoine Grangers favorite pet?

Book Worms...

I thought that was actually pretty good.
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Old 07-29-2005, 10:41 PM
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DragonTongue: I LIKE it. LOL

How about this:

WHAT IS BLACK AND SCAREY AND GOES UP AND DOWN?

SNAPE IN AN ELEVATOR.

Ha Ha Ha Thud! (Laughing my head off) (grin)
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Old 07-30-2005, 05:02 PM
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Ah!! Dont know if this is really that funny but here i go!

How do you put together a broken toy?

Use a timeturner.
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Originally posted by Zonko@Jul 30 2005, 12:41 AM
DragonTongue:* I LIKE it.* LOL

How about this:

WHAT IS BLACK AND SCAREY AND GOES UP AND DOWN?

SNAPE IN AN ELEVATOR.

Ha Ha Ha Thud!* (Laughing my head off)* (grin)
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That ones actually funny!
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Kimberly Snape: Hi kiddo! You are on the right track. Try the up and down joke. You know you can most anything in an elevator. (grin)

Wonwon&Hermy: How 'bout you? See if you can make the joke even better. I've got my funny meter ready. (grin)

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Old 07-31-2005, 12:20 PM
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Why were half the people at work late for the meeting?

Hagrid got stuck in the elevater door!


I love that one!!! *Laughing so hard sides are stating to cramp*
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:24 PM
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Kimberly: LOL. Very good! Hagrid is a good subject for the elevator joke. Like,

WHAT'S BIG, BROWN AND HAIRY AND GOES UP AND DOWN?

HAGRID IN AN ELEVATOR.

Or how 'bout this one:

WHAT'S BLUE AND TINY AND GOES HA-HA-HA ZOOM?

A CORNISH PIXIE ON A ROLLER SKATE.

(Rolling on the Floor Laughing)
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Old 08-02-2005, 01:32 PM
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Zonk: I love the cornish pixies one!! LOL!!! LMAO!!! OMG!! I overeact to much! Sorry!

What's big, scarey has many heads and attacks for no reason?

Fluffy with a headache! LOL!!!
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