My favs are:
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"I don't care if they (the tea leaves) Spell out DIE RON DIE. From now on I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
"Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."
'Well, I dreamed I was playing quidditch the other night,' said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. 'What d'you reckon than means?
'Probably that you're going to be eaten up by a giant marshmellow or something' said Harry,
I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us all killed--or worse, expelled"
(George) "Actually I dunno how she got so good [at Quidditch], seeing how we never let her play with us..."
"She's been breaking into your broom shed in the garden since the age of six and taking each of your brooms out in turn when you weren't looking," said Hermione from behind her tottering pile of Ancient Rune books.
"Oh," said George, looking mildly impressed. "Well--that'd explain it."
"Harry, you're worse than Ron--well, no, you're not" (Hermione)
Follow the spiders? FOLLOW THE SPIDERS? Why couldnt it have been "Follow the butterflies?" ~Ron
George: Someone may slip dragon dung in it again, eh Percy?
Percy: That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway! It was nothing personal!
Fred (whispers): It was. We sent it.
You foul, evil, loathsome little COCROACH!"
I dont go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me"-Harry
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." -Harry to the Dursleys
Its not that he did anything, really. It's more the fact that he even exists"-James Potter
Lavender: Oooh, Professor Trelawney. I've got an unexpected planet! Which one is it?
Trelawney: That is Uranus, my dear.
Ron: Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?
Don't worry. You're as sane as I am." - Luna Lovegood
You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]
'What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"-George
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