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Old 05-09-2005, 08:34 PM
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Arthur Weasley investigated exploding toilets and shrinking keys but he didn't reckon with the likes of us. We Potterheads got a few tricks up our sleeves.

I'm going to put a spell on all the coffee grinders in all the grocery stores on Senior Citizen Discount Tuesdays.

Scenario: A muggle opens a l lb. bag of coffee beans and pours it into the grinder. Then the muggle will put the empty bag under the spout and turn the grinder on. The bag fills, overflows, and the grinder just keeps on pumping out coffee grounds. And Senior muggles come running from all over the store scooping up coffee and putting in their pockets, their handbags and baseball caps. And the coffee grinder grinds on!

Crikey I love a good coffee story.

What magic prank are you going to play on the muggles? Don't worry Arthur Weasley does not read Harry Potter Chat. He doesn't know about muggle computers yet.
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:55 AM
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hmmmmmmmm....i never really thought about it. but now my gears are turning...and i will get back to you on this, oh yes i will.
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:56 AM
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Originally posted by Zonko@May 9 2005, 08:34 PM
Arthur Weasley investigated exploding toilets and shrinking keys but he didn't reckon with the likes of us.* We Potterheads got a few tricks up our sleeves.

I'm going to put a spell on all the coffee grinders in all the grocery stores on Senior Citizen Discount Tuesdays.*

Scenario:* A muggle opens a l lb. bag of coffee beans and pours it into the grinder.* Then the muggle will put the empty bag under the spout and turn the grinder on.* The bag fills, overflows, and the grinder just keeps on pumping out coffee grounds.* And Senior muggles come running from all over the store scooping up coffee and putting in their pockets, their handbags and baseball caps.* And the coffee grinder grinds on!

Crikey I love a good coffee story.

What magic prank are you going to play on the muggles?* Don't worry Arthur Weasley does not read Harry Potter Chat.* He doesn't know about muggle computers yet.
I agree with you....and I with you....he don't really our computer yet...
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i bet he would have fun with our computers
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Unfortunately, the biting keyboard is as old as the 1920's version of Burroughs' Interzone. What about helium filled umbrellas that grab ahold of the hand and lift the user off the ground 10 or 12 feet and then lets go! People could get hurt, but no more so than with exploding toilets. I don't think anyone would die. There has to be a happy medium between practical joke and murder, don't you think?
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what about a sticking charm on all the office chairs at CA budget comity, LOL
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fenrirbound: A biting keyboard. I LIKE it. When George W. Bush took office as President, his staff discovered that all the W keys had been removed by the former Bill Clinton White House staff. Beautiful. So subtle yet so insidious. Surely we are up to the task. And absolutely, there is a happy medium between Practical Joke and Manslaughter. That's part of the "subtle." We could charm all the IPODS to play only one song over and over and over. Something that would drive everyone slowly and completely mad like, ACHEY BRAKEY HEART. Wicked.

Potterdog: A sticking charm is brilliant. We could put a sticking charm on the lips of all politicians in the world. Ah, it's like a happy dream. Whaddya think?
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:33 AM
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hahahahahah (insane laughter) that was so funny (tears straining from eyes) i ... love it!
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:19 AM
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ohhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssss it was hilarious
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Old 06-22-2005, 11:10 AM
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whats with the 'oh'?
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