Misuse Of Muggle Artifacts

Hey Shelby 14: You must be a recent Potterhead. Welcome.

Hey Suprime Witch: Be nice. Count 1. 2. 3. Okay, time's up. Now be wicked and think of a really good charm, hex or spell we could play on the muggles. Something that would make them say, "Holy Cannoli, Batman!"

Like, bending forks. Everytime a muggle sits down to dinner, he picks up his fork. The fork is fine. He takes a scoop of mashed potatoes. Just when it gets to his mouth, his fork turns into Jello and he drops his food down the front of his shirt. Actually that sounds like a good diet plan for Dudley Dursley.

Ok this is good, This will go with the resraunt Idea. put a potion in Mcdonals meat that would make anyone who eats it turn in to a wokkie. gdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdg, LOL

He would probably have tons of fun with computer... Though, I can't think of any pranks... Maybe you could make it so that when you started the washer to was clothes, mud would come out or something like that.

Oh I've got one! and just in time for Christmas in July!!
Chistmas lights that blink out when you look at them. Centered around specific people, Electicians think you are crazy!

how about a keyboard that has all the letters and numbers all scrambled up ? that way when they go 2 type something, it types something else. wait, no. that won't work will it? oh well, i'll think of something later.

that would work! and thats 'bloody brillient'

Exploding garbage disposals. Shrinking shoelaces. Screaming door knobs. Waterless garden hoses that only blast water when someone looks in the open end. A spitting mailbox that spits letters back to the sender. Changing all the car horns to loud farts. Barking parking meters. Tongue-adhesive stamps. Giggle coffee to liven up those boring meetings. Color gum that turns the chewer the same color as the gum. People flypaper that sticks and hold anyone who steps on it. Bottom-squirting Ketchup bottles where ketchup only squirts out the the wrong end. Not subtle, mind you, but vexing hexes all the same.

brittiant! you sure live up to your name !

Zonko! hehe i made a pun ... okokokok i know its not funny

ummm i say a tv remote that wont change the channel or no matter wat channel you turn it to it always goes to something really boring like cnn im not sure if everyone knows wat cnn is it is a channel where we listen to the politicians in america in sessiion it is amazingli dull so i would be very annoyed

omg it is dull
i hate it my dad watches it all of the time