What R Sum Of Ya Fav. Hp Quotes?

I've been re-reading the whole HP series over again and im on the GOF right now but I love re-reading the books I never realized how funny they are!lolz

I like this quote Harry made about Madame Maxime

"If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big Bones...the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur."

I kept re-reading that part over and over cuz i found it so hilarious lolz

when harry snaps back at snape, snampe's all like correcting him and says "yes, SIR" and then harry says "theres no need to call me sir, proffessor."its pretty cool

yeah i liked that 2 lolz

One of my favorites has to be this one from book 6:

"Less than a year later a harrassed-looking Fudge had appeared out of thin air in the cabinet room to inform the Prime Minister that there had been a spot of bother at the Kwidditch (or that was what it sounded like) World Cup..."

I know, it's not nearly as funny as some of the twins' quotes, but it cracked me up.

Okay, I found another much funnier one:

Harry is talking to Hermione and Ron about Death Eaters:

"And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."

haha, yeah i love the ones where the new prime minister is talking about the wizarding world :P

lolz yeah those quotes between the muggle minister and fudge are quite funny lolz

All the quotes you all mentioned were funny. My favorite was:



"You dont have to call me sir proffesor"

or


"And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."



ha ha

lolz

When the prime minister goes, " But can't you do anything about it, I mean you can do magic!"
And Fudge goes, "But you see, the problem is that the other side can do magic too."
Or something like that.