Potterdog: FAIRY FIRE FLYER? I'd hate to say it real fast five times after I'd been drinking alcoholic beverages but what the heck. I'm thinking the name has potential. But maybe Hermione doesn't want a new broom. I applaud her cautious attitude. A new broom could open up a whole new can of worms for her.

I have a lousy set of clubs. I play lousy game of golf. You see the connection? If I got a good set of clubs, people would expect me to play a good game of golf. But I'm going to stick with my lousy set of clubs because I'm just not ready for that kind of pressure.