fenrirbound: A biting keyboard. I LIKE it. When George W. Bush took office as President, his staff discovered that all the W keys had been removed by the former Bill Clinton White House staff. Beautiful. So subtle yet so insidious. Surely we are up to the task. And absolutely, there is a happy medium between Practical Joke and Manslaughter. That's part of the "subtle." We could charm all the IPODS to play only one song over and over and over. Something that would drive everyone slowly and completely mad like, ACHEY BRAKEY HEART. Wicked.

Potterdog: A sticking charm is brilliant. We could put a sticking charm on the lips of all politicians in the world. Ah, it's like a happy dream. Whaddya think?