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Orbitobjectiar: When getting into orbit is the object of your desires.
Star Struck: Bounce off the stars on the new Star Stuck!
Papparazzi: Ride the stars!
Starlet: Ride the stars!
Outta Here: When you really wanna get outta there! (Endorsed by Mundungus)
Broom 'n Board:The economical, 4 seater broom for the whole family.
Cataclysm: Your world will never be the same again (Endorsed by Filch)
Buckley's Bucker: When your broom riding is all about bruise finding (Sponsored by Neville Lingbottom)

How about:
The Trelawney: It's out of this world!
The Frienez: It will kick-start your heart!
The McGonnagal: Garanteed to get you home on time
The Peezes: Guaranteed to never get you home again.
The Hermione: Too smart to ever be taken for a ride.
The Dumbledor: It'll keep you insuspence and then let you down hard!
The Harry: With the special protection charms you too can be the One Who Lived!