We've all heard the tales of Mc Claggon
And on them my brother was raggin'
I said "Now dear brother,
They don't have a mother"
And oh how those tear drops were saggin'

'Course along with that comes the story
How their poor Mum went down in glory
She was too laissez faire
with a menacing Hare
the the scene (needless to say) was gory