Buffy: Don't you get out to civilized parties? I thought if you weren't on the computer, then you were probably driving your Jeep through the Outback looking for old stations to burn down so you could roast croc bobs, drink Fosters and play your didgerydoos.

The law of averages states that 2 out of 3 parties will be civilized if not downright boring. That means that you have to go to 4 civilized parties before you get to the 2 wild & crazy ones. So far, in 2005, my score is: Christians 1.....Lions 0.

Suprime Witch: You may have a point. Perhaps it is better if everyone assumes Hagrid can't do magic. Maybe he would just get into more trouble. After all, he is the biggest kid on the block and he does get blamed for a lot of things.