Kerplop and Jock Scot Tie the Knot

McClaggon Clan hired a carriage
For there was to be a marriage.
Wee Jock Scot
Was to wed Miss Kerplop
A union the Kerplop Clan disparaged.

The buck's night was at the pub
Where Kerplops gave Jock the snub
They hated our Scot
And devised a plot :
They'd waylay him on the way to his nup.s

It came the day of the wedding
To the church wee Jock was heading
hung-over and messed
He stopped for a rest
So by napping he foiled the kidnapping.

The rest of the Clan got suspicious,
He wasn't there to make her his Mrs's!
Grabbing club and shields
They traipsed over fields
Feeling worried and maliciuos.

The Clan spied the waiting Kerplops
And the hungover, snoring Jocks
At once they saw
What was in store
Their biserker rage knew no stops.

The Kerplops plan was dashed
They were black, blue and bashed.
Off they fleed
Wee Jock was wed
And that, my friends, is that.