And now...
...it's time to hear...
Draco's Theme Song!
Sung by our very own
Queen Mora of Baterretland.
(Alo enters from stage right)
Draco's Theme Song (Set to the tune of the Gilligan's Island Theme Song.)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a nasty git.
He tried to kill poor Dumbledore,
But Snape beat him to it.
Draco's mates were stupid tag-alongs,
Named Crabbe and Goyle, who
If they had their nasty way,
Would turn Potter to goo.
Turn Potter to goo.
Well, S. Snape started to get rough,
Much to Draco's transport.
He persecuted Gryffindors
What a sour-sport.
What a sour-sport.
The two set off at the end of this
Sixth and near final book,
With Voldemort,
Wormtail too,
Bellatrix... and her sis,
No Lucius,
He's locked up with the rest,
In the prison of Azkaban.
The prison of Azkaban!