And now...
...the moment we've all been waiting for...
Our very own Pips singing a song about...*drumroll*
Hermione!
(Pips enters from stage right dressed as RON.)
Beautiful Granger (To the tune of Beautiful Stranger by Madonna.)
I've just caught on
You're some kind of beautiful Granger
You would be good for me
I've just noticed it now, Granger
If I'm smart then I'll ask you out
But I'm not so I guess I'll pout
Heaven forbid
I take my chance on beautiful Granger
I watched you dancing with Krum
And my world came tumbling down
I just wish I weren't so dumb
That's why I'm singing this song
BRIDGE:
I know now, that I love you
You're everything I need
And everybody knows
That we will end these books together
I'll have to grow up first
And swallow my pride
CHORUS:
Da-da-da-dum da-dum da-dum da-da-da-da dum
Beautiful Granger
Da-da-da-dum da-dum da-dum da da da-da-dum
Beautiful Granger
If I'm smart then I'll ask you out
But I'm not so I guess I'll pout
Haven't you guessed
I fell in love with beautiful Granger
You sang Weasley Is Our King
My heart was dancing through all the rings
I'd win the Quidditch Cup for you
If I could finally get to be with you
(Bridge)
I watched you dance with Krum
And my world came tumbling down
I just wish I weren't so dumb
That's why I'm singing this song to you
(Bridge)
I'll have to grow up first
And swallow all my pride
(Chorus)