Attention all!!!!! For your entertainment today we have the fabulous singing trio "Pips and Co" (Pips, Hedders, Shirl) who will now do their chart topping hit! Voldemort
To the tune of Mr. Grinch by Dr. Seuss
You're a mean one, Voldemort.
You really are evil.
You're as gentle as a bludger,
You're as nice as Devil's Snare.
Voldemort.
You're a bad Bertie Bott
With a gross snotty taste.
You're so ugly, Voldemort.
You broke so many mirrors.
You have thin slits for nostrils,
And you are so very pale.
Voldemort.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot wand.
You're a vile one, Voldemort
You have Doxies in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a very stupid troll.
Voldemort.
Given the choice between you,
I'd take the very stupid troll.
You're a loser, Voldemort.
Harry Potter beat you up.
All he got was a lightning scar,
You lost all your powers.
Voldemort.
The three words that best describe you
Are, and I quote: Stink. Stank. Stunk.