I think Ron's haircut makes him look like a Liverpool sneak thief. If he had a Willy Wonka hat, he would look like a chimney sweep.

I don't even WANT to think about him singing Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Charee, a Chimney Sweep's lucky as lucky can be; Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Charoo, Good luck will rub off when I shakes hands wif you . . . Oh no! Why did I start typing that horrible song? Make it go away! Quick, type me another song.