Sometimes all you can do is put a little lipstick on the pig and hope for the best. Poor Crabbe & Goyle. two huddled masses yearning to be free. It's not their fault that they have less brains than 2 dung beetles. They were born that way.

If ever there were 2 guys destined to end up in the sale bin at eharmony.com, it's Crabbe & Goyle. Naturally, my heart goes out to them.