Ok, did anyone else read theories and find themselves 100% convinced that they were the way J.K was going. ONLY TO FIND THAT ACTUALLY, SHE WAS WRITING A REALLY RANDOM BOOK THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE - sorry I'm on my re-read and I'm angry again!

I read about the alchemy theory, the ABCDCBA theory, the chessboard theory........ And she didn't use any of them!