Originally Posted by Psyduck

Of course it's just a prank. But I still want to read it.
The one page that I found doesn't say much.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS

1. The Escape

Harry slunk warily along the footpath, his head slightly bowed, eye’s darting up and down the street, glancing every now and then left and right. His right hand hovered over the pocket in his worn out faded jeans where his wand lay hidden, but within easy grasp. His fist was unconsciously clenching and unclenching. Most people would have found the misty cool night air soothing, pleasant, but Harry was on edge....

That's it. That's all, folks.