O.K. So who is fat like me? I could be Hagrid, but I'd need to be taller. Mad-Eye is certainly my size. But, y'know, I had him visualized differently than the movie portrayed him. OOOh! I know! I could be the singing lady in front of the Gryffindor Commons! Yeah, but I'm a guy. Does it seem like the world of Harry Potter is peopled with some astoundingly beautiful people?