Great to have you in the trenches with us psyduck! Just as in any war, there's only spam to eat.
These nasty pirates might be boarding us (hee hee funny pun) but we'll storm the baracdes!! Or at least we'll keep posting on this topic until we get the administrators' attention. (ohh. I'm feeling all.. Spanish civil war-ry!)
Hang on. Psyducky waged a successful campaign against the administrators before. How did you do it and will you agree to be our general?