So we know that these aren't true:

Lupin is not coming back as the DADA teacher
Harry is not a metamorphagus
Ms. Norris is not an animagus
Aunt Petunia is not going to come out and say she can do magic

*sigh*

We need to send her some rumors I've read on this site so she can either shoot them down or ignore them (you all know what that means !!)