Wow I hadn't heard that one.
What about the one that Ron is the heir of Gryffindor because he... wait for it... roars like a lion when he eats the magic lolly...!!! (I say 'So What?!' and 'does this mean neville's the heir of Chimpendales?' :P )
Or the theory that Hermione becomes a werewolf 'cause she she shows a particular interest in the down-trodden animals of the magical world? (I say "what doesn't Hermione show an interest in?")
We've talked about SOME of these weird and wonderful theories in 'Character Analysis' in the 'Leaky Culdron' down Diagon Alley. But I agree with Slopeydope, go check out the originals at Mugglenet. They may all strike you as silly but I guarantee taht they make you go "Ohhh! I never thought of that!" and even "Now THAT'S clever!" GO LOOK!! Come back with even wilder theories like.... ohh... I dunno... just off the top of my head... :' Lupin lover Lily and was so angry that she chose James that he became a spy for Voldemort...' just a thought hee hee sorry Slopeydope. Couldn't help myself |