I think PDog meant 'wand'. "wang' works just as well. Even better really 'cause it's even more descriptive of the part of Dudder's anatomy that won't (I hope!) be mentioned in the books!!

Maybe Dudder's saw himself having a pig's tail and being laughed at. But that doesn't work 'cause the Deamentors make you relive your worse MEMORY not your worse thought/ imaginings. My money's STILL on grapefruit